WordPress Ping Plugin - Speedup Pinging

15 comments so far

1. 
   Lanzarote Car Hire
   November 5th, 2007 at 12:53 pm

   We would be interested in finding a WordPress Plugin that can log all our ping activity as well.
2. 
   AssociateSense
   July 19th, 2007 at 8:36 am

   We would be interested in finding a WordPress Plugin that can log all our ping activity as well.

   In the meantime I guess I’ll give the manual ping check suggestion a try.

   By the way thanks for the No-Ping-Wait plugin.
3. 
   KPeBiz.com
   July 9th, 2007 at 6:16 am

   Great List. Thanks a lots.
4. 
   Webbie!
   May 26th, 2007 at 4:24 pm

   Good tips!

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   By Webbie!
5. 
   Antonie Potgieter
   May 2nd, 2007 at 8:20 pm

   Great list! Thank you very much!
6. 
   John Elder
   April 24th, 2007 at 7:46 pm

   LIKE many people, I get about a dozen emails a day bearing news good and bad. The bad is that mypenis is too small, too soft and lacking the endurance to satisfy a fruit fly. The good is I can build a longer, stronger and everlasting erection for a few hundred dollars — by taking miracle pills.
   Example: “Get ready to be stopped by women in the street. Your entire image will emanate increased size! This is what you always needed to lead a happier, more fulfilling life.”
   What’s being promised is akin to Jack’s magic beans, except penis-enlargement pills don’t work so spectacularly. To get the extra inches requires at least a six-month commitment. But the pills need to be taken with an exercise program — “jelq” — including drills similar to stretching hamstrings before jogging. To see what it takes to become a Mr Big, go to enlargepenisguide.com. You’ll find a nude man, a fairly happy man one imagines, pretending to be a clock, with what appears to be a baby’s arm grafted to his pubic bone as the minute hand.
   By the time I found this impressive fellow, I’d already paid $106 for a month’s supply of SizePro (chosen because of its professional-sounding name) and followed these instructions: “Type your name, the number of inches you want to gain, and the reason(s) you want to gain those inches in the blanks below. And read the completed statement out loud to reinforce the commitment that will lead to your ultimate success.”
   And so my colleagues heard me pledge earnestly: “I, John Elder, have decided I want to gain two inches in length and one inch in girth (I felt modest ambition would minimise disappointment). My reasons are vanity. And I’m committed to a good penis-pill system until I reach my desired gains.”
   If I hadn’t made this pledge, I could have abandoned the project — particularly after spotting Mr Baby Arm, whom I presume is also trying to improve himself. And that’s the rub. If you’re born with one of these ridiculous organs, there are times when just about every man feels short-changed.
   The average size of an erect penis is about 15.24 centimetres — six inches in the old money. (When talking about penis size, it’s traditional to use inches.) The sad thing is it seems there are many men living fretfully with a ruler in one hand and a world of hope in the other. To meet some of these people, return to http://enlargepenisguide.com — and log on to the “progress reports” forum. You’ll find men apparently taking the pills, diligently jelqing (stretching a flaccid penis) and sharing how it’s hanging. Like Nicky: “I’m 21, and, measured from the pelvic bone, the length of my penis is around 7.5 inches, but I’ve always wanted to be large like a porn star. I’ve been doing the exercise a few days now …”
   Occasionally, someone claims spectacular results. The simple reason is that the pills — herbal aphrodisiacs, not muscle-building proteins — give little more than an illusion of growth by concentrating blood in the otherwise shrivelled underbelly. But the real joke is that the more anxious one becomes about penis size, the more it is likely to shrink.
   “The curious thing about our society, most of the time we pretend that the penis doesn’t shrink,” says David Mitchell, a doctor and a medical anthropologist. “In fact, the penis doesn’t have a set flaccid size. It’s actually meaningless to measure the size of the penis because it varies from minute to minute according to the temperature and one’s state of mind. The trouble is, if you get anxious, it only makes it smaller, to the point where it can disappear … in cases where anxiety spirals into a panic attack.”
   Dr Mitchell has researched a recent outbreak of these attacks — known as “shrinking penis disease” — on the Indonesian island of Flores, where black magic is widely practised. In these instances, the sufferer believes he will die if his penis disappears. The last outbreak in a modern society occurred in Singapore in 1962, following a rumour that eating pork vaccinated against swine fever would cause shrinking penis disease.
   “There were people rushing through the streets holding their penises … some of them using chopsticks,” Dr Mitchell says. “As soon as they hit the hospital and started to relax, they came back to normal.”
   Dr Mitchell says the disease could re-emerge in the Western world. “It could come back again in our society if someone spread the right stories around,” he says.
   Chris Fox, of La Trobe University, is doing a PhD on penis size and its role in body image. So far, he has interviewed 15 men aged 20 to 75. “The short answer is that every man at some point in his life worries about the size of his penis,” Mr Fox says. “If we don’t like our penis we won’t enjoy sex. For people with a pathological issue with penis size, it will affect their sex life.
   “In some cases it will affect how they behave around other men. And one has to remember that most people make their comparison with a flaccid penis — at the urinal or in a change room. The only erections we tend to see are the very big penises on porn stars … and my interview subjects didn’t feel threatened by these giant penises because they felt they weren’t real. It’s in the real world that anxiety takes root.”
7. 
   ebook6.com
   February 9th, 2007 at 2:21 am

   Thanks a lot. It’s very useful
8. 
   Jeremy
   November 15th, 2006 at 1:18 pm

   I have been looking around to find this plugin as well. I was able to grab it from the archive.org wayback machine. Here is a link:

   http://web.archive.org/web/20060423193258/http://somethingunpredictable.com/wp-no-ping-wait/
9. 
   sahil
   October 6th, 2006 at 9:37 am

   thanks for the useful inormation.
   But, i have some problem. I have configured my ping services just recently. How can i ping these servers for my older posts?
10. 
    isulong seoph
    September 25th, 2006 at 12:09 am

    this is a great plugin but the file is missing

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    Isulong SEOph
11. 
    Wilco de Kreij
    February 28th, 2006 at 8:02 am

    Does anyone have a mirror for this plugin? I get a 404 when I try to acces the site.. So I can’t download the plugin :(

    Thanks in advance,

    Wilco
12. 
    Michael Valiant
    January 23rd, 2006 at 5:16 pm

    Hi,

    Just came across your site from a John Reese Forum and came to see what your list was like.

    Great Resource!

    I saw that you have a couple Ping Services listed also and thought I would put our NEW PING SERVICE up here for you and your visitors!

    You can find us at http://www.PingTheEmpire.com

    We are trying to be more than any other ping service currently available and have developed a script that you can take FOR FREE and offer your very own ping service to your sites visitors!!

    Simply copy and paste our script and Voila! You have your own Ping Script - we included all CSS inline, so you can even customize it to look similar to your own site!!

    Thanks!

    Michael Valiant
    PingTheEmpire.com
13. 
    Abdul
    December 24th, 2005 at 9:48 am

    If you ping pingomatic it automatically pings many sites in your list…
14. 
    Bo Bang
    November 14th, 2005 at 6:07 am

    Hi Steven,
    You are right on that, it leaves no log. It doesn the same thing without the plugin anyway. I don’t know any other way to check if your site is being submitted or not. The only way to check is manually going to one of the ping sites and check if it has your site listed right after the ping. Do this couple of times, and you will know it’s working. Does that make sense?
15. 
    Steven Yeoh
    November 14th, 2005 at 2:23 am

    Hi,
    How to you check whether the ping list has been pinged successful or not? There is no log in WP to give you indications of whether a ping went through or not? Do you know of a plugin of sort that gives you this status. Thanks in advance.

    Please advise.

    Regards,
    Steven

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